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The PERFECT Macchiato

Mmm, that's the good stuff.

Bram Adams

Feb 25, 2023 — 2 min read

Worked at a ‘guest is always right’ restaurant - no contradictions allowed. Guy rejects his coffee, “this isnt a macchiato”. Led to 3 servers hiding behind the bar trying to guess what he thinks a macchiato is based only on his looks, like ancient shamans interpreting animal bone

Let's play the Macchiato Game!

I'll put up a picture and you guess what their perfect macchiato would be. My guess will be below each picture.

Gym Bro

My Guess

3.2 cups of Pre-Workout
"Actually yeah, can you add some more a few shots of espresso into that? Today is leg day."
"You know what, fuck it, can you just crush some caffeine pills in there? Ok, thank you, yeah"

Horse Girl

My Guess

Hay, ground^[1]
3.5 tsp of 35% off flannels sign
Twoooooo cups of vodka

Hipster

My Guess

2 espresso shots (2 ounces)
2 ounces (¼ cup) whole milk foam*

Goth Kid

https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/goth-girl-macchiato.png — goth girl macchiato.png

My Guess

The second verse from Ohio is For Lovers By Hawthorne Heights
The cap of a black Sharpie
1.3lbs of Wednesday Addams (90s version)

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